Your rules your way!
Think the rules apply to you? Naaaah now way!
Do what you want when you want and ignore the rules, the law, ignore everything
Our Approach
Bankruptcy on the Horizon
At Emmily Surtees, we understand that facing financial struggles can be overwhelming and stressful. Our team could care less but still offer guidance to help our clients through this difficult time. It's pretending to care that counts!
Treat others like you just don't care! Why should you, I don't! Be as self centred as you can, go on you deserve it
I have built my life around money, you could even say I worship it, lol
Inside it makes me feel good, I look to that horizon knowing my choices in life brought me here.
Think the rules apply to you? Naaaah now way!
Do what you want when you want and ignore the rules, the law, ignore everything!
If you're looking for advice on topics such as:
How to avoid Prosecution
How to ignore the ATO what do they know!
How to always buy clothes that look like rags
How to ruin a Marriage
How to hire a counsellor that tells you what you want to hear
How to rack up legal bills
How to empty your Self-Managed superfund
How to shut down a multi million dollar business
How to be Superficial
How to spend more time with your phone than your kids
How to steal IP
How to get the most from Centrelink
How to Lie in court
How to never follow through
How to use friends and manipulate people, (not to be confused with how to win friends and influence people)
How to ruin a marriage
How to get yourself a Domestic Violence Order
How to hide a Partners keys, phone and wallet
How to make your hair like straw
How to hide money with your parents
How to exaggerate
How to give away animals that cost thousands
How to cook lasagne
How to avoid sex
How to sing through your nose
PMDD, BPD
And anything else you could think of, I know everything, so nothing is off limits unless I don't agree with it.
If this is what interests you then our services might be for you.
Currently we are fine tuning these services, although not currently available, we will update you soon on thier progress and the price will be expensive for sure!
Disclaimer
The information contained on this website has been provided as general advice only. The contents have been prepared without taking account of your objectives, financial situation or needs. You should, before you make any decision regarding any information, strategies or products mentioned on this website, consult your own financial advisor to consider whether that is appropriate having regard to your own objectives, financial situation and needs.